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My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
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It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
by ace zero June 22, 2014
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To be “served with white strawberries” is to try and be pleased by using pampering or gifts of appeasement used to appeal the server to the served.
“He gave me his whole schpiel, then served with white strawberries when he mopped up the floor.”
by Madame Marcy November 2, 2025
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Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
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Single Serving Neighbor

1. A single serving neighbor is someone who stays at a vacation rental near your permanent residents. You are neighbors with this person or people during their stay and then likely never see these them again.

2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.

Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend
My neighborhood is full of vacation rentals. All I have single serving neighbors. Here one week, gone the next.

We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.
by LSam October 5, 2020
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Serving Cunt

slaying, eating, giving girl boss, mostly used by girls, gays, and theys
gay: “omg look at that girl she’s really serving cunt”
girl: thank you!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2024
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Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.
“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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