Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

Booty-Semen

Booty semen is a substance where once a male nutted in a female the female then holds the semen in her anus till the semen and the poo merge into one. After the merging process completes the female then shits and out will come a watery white and brown substance known as "Booty-Semen"

person 1: hey i want to try something new tonight for sex
person 2 :what
person 1:I want to make booty-semen and we can drink it after
person 2:LETS DO IT

by moon muntasir munir January 12, 2019

semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.

I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.

by All around patriot August 27, 2013

semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

lil semen

SoundCloud rapper with the most 🆑🅾️⛎✝️ In the history of the Universe

Niggas be like, “Ayo u heard that Lil Semen he fire asf” that new shit go hard

by LIL SEMEN May 24, 2018

maple semen

a sexy ass waman from Canada

i love dat maple semen

by ttttk May 7, 2018

Semen Trail

The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.

Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.

by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017