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Security Asian

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011
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national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."
The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.
by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024
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SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.
Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU
by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022
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Network Access Security Token

NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.
Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.
by GAMERSLUBE LLC. July 10, 2021
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Homie Security

When two male friends are comfortable enough in their status as homies that they can appreciate the objective attractiveness of each other.
When the homies are secure they can cuddle, they got homie security.
Or
“Damn Cp is gooood looking, I feel comfortable saying that cuz we have homie security”
by Janesplaining January 8, 2021
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security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
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secure

Calm and not anxious.
An insecure person is nervous and lets everything bother them and get agitated easily. A person that is secure is very relaxed and is worry free.
by xthomasbhx March 21, 2024
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