A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.
Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."
by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008
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any place (drawer, box, etc.) where toilet paper/paper towels are hidden after masturbation/sex (as opposed to being thrown away/flushed down the toilet).
by Joe Elvorsen-Stevinsky February 21, 2009
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The Secret Trumpian Army marches forward in a fugue-like shared state of devoted blind belief in this vacuous materialist.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2020
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The couple invite another male to join them, maybe even a stranger, the men sit side by side with the woman in a short skirt or dress removing her underwear and sitting in the middle on the left and right leg of the men that are together.
They then cover their legs and hips using a blanket, with the ends of the blanket tucked under the men’s outer legs, the woman then takes turns secretly sliding the men’s bare cocks inside her pussy and discreetly rocking backwards and forwards, until they both cum inside her.
The couple invite another male to join them, maybe even a stranger, the men sit side by side with the woman in a short skirt or dress removing her underwear and sitting in the middle on the left and right leg of the men that are together.
They then cover their legs and hips using a blanket, with the ends of the blanket tucked under the men’s outer legs, the woman then takes turns secretly sliding the men’s bare cocks inside her pussy and discreetly rocking backwards and forwards, until they both cum inside her.
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Get the Andie's Secret Society mug.Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.
Amy: What do you mean?
Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
Amy: What do you mean?
Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
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