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seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.
Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
by M3M3life December 22, 2021
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Trap Season

Time to hustle, work hard, and get money
Boy: Im so tired of being broke
Friend: You already know its trap season time to work hard

Boy: Thats a bet
by Hachi.baby October 9, 2016
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baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.
Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.
by LuxDarling July 21, 2015
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seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
by Swift2 August 5, 2012
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Hoe Season

Usually it starts during the summer when school lets out Females or males have hoes single or not..
by Oglelo May 24, 2018
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election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed
What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.
by filipos May 25, 2009
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Bear Season

Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".
Dude, did you bang her last night?

Nah, its bear season.
by bill&neal4ever June 29, 2011
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