baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.

Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.

by LuxDarling July 21, 2015

seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve

"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"

by Swift2 August 5, 2012

Fishing season

When whitegirls post theirselves on social media looking for attention/potential new boyfriends by incentivising a message to a post/snapchat.

Has the fishing season started?

by embee010101 April 3, 2020

ape season

Ape season refers to "AP tests" or high level classes with a grade of 1-5. Ape season is also a pigment of Joon's imagination.

It's Ape Season boys!

by TheMaster511511511 May 11, 2017

election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed

What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.

by filipos May 25, 2009

Hoe Season

Usually it starts during the summer when school lets out Females or males have hoes single or not..

Suh its hoe season.

by Oglelo May 24, 2018

Hunting Season

The 3 months in a year where you can kill furries

It's hunting season, baby!

by Doodle128 May 11, 2022