Scottish

Brits in denial

I'm Scottish, British and proud.

by UltimateDoge October 28, 2021

scottish rugburn

1.a sexual side affect from the great friction of having sex on rough carpet, usually to the man who lays on the floor while the other man pounds him from above, because it is strictly homosexual it is therefore scottish.

2. a rugburn given to you by a scottsman

"poor damien, I gave him a really bad scottish rugburn last night"

by mysteryman16 May 25, 2006

an Irish,English and Scottish man

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.

Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010

scrotinize

a macho male form of scrutinize

His wife wanted to but a Miata, but after he scrotinized and found out who drives Miatas, he wouldn't let her do it.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010

scrotomised

to violently damage ones(males) genitals

denzel scrotomised himself while he was swing his golf club

by robzombie April 5, 2007

Saratitis

pronounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. Only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.

Joe: Ive been seeing Kara for a while so I asked her what's up with our relationship.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.

by A Good Guy December 7, 2007

scrotefish

sperm, semen, testicles or other contents of the scrotum, in males.

oops , i just let go of my scrotefish , all over her face . i dont think she'll be happy tomorrow !

by wackyv8 June 11, 2008