sorryossity

The pursuit and practice of worthlessness and ineptitude as a way of life.

Senator Mitch McConnell’s level of sorryossity is exceeded only by Donald Trump.

by RebelliousB July 3, 2021

sorry sloppy toppy

(Noun) - fellatio given to someone because they’ve been wronged and the wrongdoer would like to make amends

“Luke has to give Spencer sorry sloppy toppy cause he yelled at him.”

by WongtheRice May 8, 2022

sworry

alternate spelling of sorry

When you are sorry about something but instead use the word sworry to be cute.

“i’m sworry 🥺”

by boobbyyyy December 11, 2022

Sorry, my demons

An apology to people you're talking to for something you said, blaming it on your inner demons.

"AMONG US! sorry, my demons"
'are you okay dude?'

by that idiot in the corner March 7, 2023

sorry boss

when you disrespect the boss by asking for free extra meat on your kebab you say this

“can i have some extra toppings boss”-ricky
“no you fatty”-boss
“sorry boss!”-ricky

by susnut1234 September 29, 2023

scorgy

A person who scores too enthusiastically

He won scorgy.
He is too scorgy.

by Abwe Asdeqwerty October 28, 2023

Molly sorry

Mending relationship you probably shoukdn't, but because you are on Molly your empathy takes over.

Jan-" I saw brad at the club while I was rolling and totally gave him a Molly sorry for smashing his car after he cheated on me ten times"...."can't believe it did that, Fuck Brad, that asshole".

by Triniwordz July 1, 2017