safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

scissor virginity

Losing your virginity - scissor style!

Two close college girls finally build up the courage, and the alcohol, to test out each other. At the same time they realise that they are about to lose their scissor virginity.

by schoks July 28, 2010

Scissors

The act of using both fists to simultaneously punch someone in the face and crotch.

That guy is really pissing me off. I think I'll give him a taste of the scissors!

He scissored me like a piece of paper in an art shop.

by Calculus4Lyfe December 17, 2009

The Scissor

A drink with Malibu Rum, Harvest Suprise Fruit juice, and vegetable juice.

Some guy with an excellent sense of smell - Hey, it kind of spells like 2 ladies scissoring in the room?

The girl with The Scissor - Oh, thats because I am drinking a Scissor.

by quickster May 6, 2008

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

Edward Scissor Hands

(v)To trim the pubic region.

I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!

by Fatwalrus October 5, 2006

scissor fighter

a women who opens her legs like scissors so another women can do the same adn there for bump rugs

Maggie you should be a scissor fighter with that girl

by Bubba January 30, 2003