A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’
Nothing compares to my massive schlong
by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 14, 2020
by Ragerz17 January 15, 2020
by 5dollar.foot.long.dick March 16, 2021
An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.
Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
by Toasted Toebeans November 4, 2022
Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !
by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018