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sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.
by JDirty September 27, 2013
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Sacklaus

German slang expression for someone who has lice on his balls
Sack : balls
Laus : lice
Du Sacklaus!
by RoterGrüpel January 8, 2014
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Sacklustre

"How was last night?"
"He was smashed so the whole shebang was pretty sacklustre"
by Wellitywell August 29, 2014
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sack rat

One who loves to sleep .
For example, He is a sack rat soldier, don't send him on a night task. 👀
I'm a big sack rat, I cant set up postpone my sleep 💤
by Surgoen to be✌ March 10, 2015
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Sack Shift

If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.
Employee: Sir, you have to leave the movie theater
Me: Shut up! I'm trying to watch my sack shift
by Mr. Theado June 19, 2016
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Sack religious

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.
(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.
by lane3192 April 14, 2017
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sacked in the back field

She finna get sacked in the back field, deadass timbs b
by Whomst October 28, 2017
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