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Team Sausage

-A group/team membership that includes an inordinate amount of straight men who have come to accept their circumstance of not having females amongst their group/team.

-This is common with coed teams such as Swimming and Diving and Track and Field teams.....and Wrestling
Teammate 1- "Dude there are no chicks on our team this sucks"

Teammate 2- "Bro it's ok we are a team no-less"

Teammate 3- "TEAM SAUSAGE!!"

All together -"TEAM SAUSAGE"
by Ishd1v8 March 19, 2010
mugGet the Team Sausagemug.

Sausage in the grass

Where a man just rubs his cock along the outside of a hairy woman's fanny without penetrating
It's my period at the moment just go for sausage in the grass tonight
by Lesstatt June 2, 2013
mugGet the Sausage in the grassmug.

sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."
Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005
mugGet the sausage standmug.

diaper sausage

The result created from a full diaper-genie.

The twisting nature needed after disposing each spent diaper leaves a long sausage-like chain when the diaper genie is emptied
I popped on my gas mask on and went to empty the diaper-genie. I ended up tossing the diaper sausage in the construction dumpster next door.
by gymsmyth September 16, 2009
mugGet the diaper sausagemug.

sausage cubby

1. Vaginal opening
2. Oral opening of slutty female
Shut your sausage cubby, bitch.
by jinx September 12, 2003
mugGet the sausage cubbymug.

cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.
This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.
by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005
mugGet the cornish sausagemug.

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