Sausage in the grass

Where a man just rubs his cock along the outside of a hairy woman's fanny without penetrating

It's my period at the moment just go for sausage in the grass tonight

by Lesstatt June 2, 2013

brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

by waffle August 9, 2003

sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."

Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

diaper sausage

The result created from a full diaper-genie.

The twisting nature needed after disposing each spent diaper leaves a long sausage-like chain when the diaper genie is emptied

I popped on my gas mask on and went to empty the diaper-genie. I ended up tossing the diaper sausage in the construction dumpster next door.

by gymsmyth September 16, 2009

Find the sausage

to give someone a blow job

we played find the sausage

by Tom Delonge December 6, 2004

sausage cubby

1. Vaginal opening
2. Oral opening of slutty female

Shut your sausage cubby, bitch.

by jinx September 12, 2003

cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005