light saber

a low caloric saber (this joke was used in Robot Chicken:Star Wars Special)

your mama's so stupid she eats light sabers for breakfast

by whatnameisnotused January 30, 2010

sameria

a very sexual person, usually a bomb ass short darkskin, typically gay, dating some girl that's younger than her. has great teeth and a great ass ;)

"damn, you saw that girl walking past hobby lobby yesterday? "
"yeah, she's a real sameriaaaaaaa!"

by nohtingneds December 27, 2016

rusty saber

a severe cramp in the side of a runner that usually occurs while running a warm-up for track or cross country. This cramp feels like a knife stabbing any of the vital organs.

"Hey, why you runnin' so damn slow sonny jim?"
"Rusty saber."
"Oh."

by cycln33 April 26, 2006

saler

One who hates on what's hip and trendy, but would rock it later when it's on sale and the trend is dead and forgotten.

Check out Judy, she's such a saler trying to rock those flared jeans she got from Ross.

by saracha ooo that stings October 16, 2008

samer

i little shit that thinks he is cool that rides peoples dicks to the moon and likes sara

samer

yeah

fuck

u

by owen walker October 2, 2019

Ciudad Del Saber

-noun: An stale, isolated region of Panama City filled with the dredges of zonian society and Panamanian elite. Completely disconnected with reality where jits pretend like they are going to college.

-verb: to get ripped off, bamboozled, hoodwinked

Example:
Bro 1 "What are you doing tonight?"
Bro 2 "Kickin' it Ciudad Del Saber style"
Bro 1 "Drinking, breaking into the pool and passing out outside? Nice."

Example:
Jit 1 "When's your next class?"
Jit 2 "At 1pm"
Jit 1 "And what time is it now?"
Jit 2 "Ten after one, so I have like 10 more minutes to get there."

by Truthspeaker010110 October 10, 2009

sager blager

This is a rather obscure expression from someone's childhood invention of their own language. Not only does it rhyme, it also and sounds sort of like when someone mumbles and the sound can remind one of a shoulder shrug.

It's literal translation is "I don't know."

It can also me used as a distraction device when trying to get out of admitting wrongdoing because the two-word phrase itself sounds so bizarre as to throw off your interrogator.

It can be very effective used in a "broken record" or, more modernly, as a "scratched CD" fashion

Mom: Who took all the cookies from the cookie jar?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean, smartypants?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: Can you speak Enlish, PLEASE?!!?
Tom: Sager Blager
(Mom proceeds to violently spank Tom.)

by Brent R.K. January 20, 2007