spam satchel

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

by trisbonky February 20, 2021

spam satchel

Another term for lady parts

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel

by trisbonky February 27, 2021

Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster

That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!

by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022

Yas Satch

A fanny as big as whitefriargate

She’s a sket her defo a yas satch

by MassiveMong August 8, 2022

muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

Mr Spatchy

One of the Tower Gods who, as long as no drop of matrix is wasted, will insure a bountiful harvest of panels without warped edges and free of contamination. He is said to resemble Jesus in some aspects but have a Superman like cape and must be worshipped daily.

I must not have made my daily offering to Mr Spatchy. These panels all have contaminants in them.

by Matalicous May 18, 2024