Stapple

Yo' bazle razzle, I found this dizzy Stapple to match the glass piece swap fo ya! Let me know if you need the linkage. I'm hung up at the moment, I'll be done listening to "To The Pain," when He finnaly looks me in the Eye, and lets it out.

by lillyliverksally October 22, 2009

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Sample

A sample is when a man convinces a women to “give him a try”. He gets a one time shot to insert the full length of his penis in a deep stroke, in order to give her a “sample” of what she will be getting. It is a level above “just the tip”. One the lady receives her sample, she then decides if the man will have what it takes to satisfy her, or if she will be turning it down.

Come on girl, I got what you need.

First let me get a sample, and I like what I get I’ll take you home.

by Koala_4nia November 5, 2019

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fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

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chinamen sample

Inserting wet noodles into the anus to check for cleanliness before performing a rim job or anal sex.

Before I went anywhere near the brown hole I had to do a chinamen sample to make sure is was clean.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

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McDonald’s apple pie

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021

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