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Sandy Crotch 

When you get sand in your in your vajay-jay
Yo fist pump to the Jersey Shore, only to get a Sandy Crotch.
Sandy Crotch by fistpumper29 August 6, 2011

sandy vagina 

A person who is bitchy for no particular reason.
Man we really need to get that sand out of Stuarts vagina

Stuarts vagina is really sandy today

Has Stuart been to the beach lately because hes got a real sandy vagina today

sandy wang 

What happens to the penis during beach sex.
(This hurts the female a lot do to the granuals of sand)
"I fucked that bitch on the beach with my sandy wang."
sandy wang by Sandy Wang September 25, 2007

Sandy Handy

a malevolent maneuver during the delivery of a hand-job wherein the performer edges the unsuspecting recipient into a swoon of ecstasy before swiftly and discreetly dipping their lubed hand into a concealed stash of sand and resuming the hand-job, chaffing the recipient's penis
She gave him a sandy handy while they were at the beach.
Sandy Handy by The Inimitable January 15, 2011

Sandy Entrance

When your fucking a women on the beach. Then you take your dong out get it wet, preferably in her juicy vagina, then dip your dong in the sand. Then ram your COCK back in her juicy vagg. Now listen for the screams of horror.......or pleasure?
Guy 1: Wanna go the beach tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah lets get some whores.

Guy 1: Man we can give them a Sandy Entrance!

Guy 2: I CAN'T WAIT!

Guy 1 : Sounds Kinky!
Sandy Entrance by NateMan16 June 22, 2009

Sandy Hook 

1. region of New Jersey

2. A dirty move a stripper does by taking a handful of sand and inserting it into her vagina in a hooking motion.
My favorite stripper down at the club is Candy because she sandy hooks herself.

Why are you so bitchy today? Did your Sandy hook get stuck?
Sandy Hook by The Ganzer February 5, 2010