Awesome Sandwich

Two Huge Boobs + Penis = Awesome Sandwich. Cum optional

There's nothing like a good titty fuck. Her boobs my dick, it was an Awesome Sandwich!

by The Baddest Bitch! December 22, 2009

soup sandwich

A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."

The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.

"You are SOUP, private! You are a dog-gone SOUP SANDWICH! DROP!"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

barnes sandwich

To hit someone, typically female, around the head with a Vietnamese dictionary in each hand. In the UK generally with En->Vi in one hand and Vi->En in the other.

"The barmaid at the pub was slow with my pint...so I gave her a barnes sandwich!"

by E Dickinson July 26, 2006

bacon sandwich

female genitalia,

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.

by ali barber September 25, 2003

Titty Sandwich

A tasty snack involving titties and a big fat cock.

Hey Erica, get over here, take off your bra, and make me a titty sandwich!

by Joel Froehlich January 22, 2009

Crap Sandwich

Used to define something so horiffic or piss ass poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old crap sandwich.

Dude, that law is crap sandwich, or I'd rather eat a crap sandwich than go to that party.

by pstar November 19, 2003

horseshoe sandwich

an open-face sandwich that originates Springfield Illinois. It consists of Texas toast, covered in meat (usually beef), freedom (french) fries and then cheese sauce (traditionally Welsh Rarebit cheese sauce but chedder or american cheese sauce is just as good) The fries and cheese layeres can be switched in order as they usually ooze togethor anyway.

The horseshoe sandwich is a must have in central Illinois. If you want a half order, call it a ponyshoe

by northendwhitetrash March 28, 2007