dirty sanchez

The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.

*Dan walks up to Mark*

Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating?

Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick.

Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was?

Mark: What?

Dan: Sanchez!

*Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*

by blahhomies January 12, 2007

dirty sanchez

all of you are wrong a dirty sanchez is when a man fucks a girl in the ass an then gets a blow job from the girl with shit still on dis dick

you get this real nasty chick you give some anal and then recieve a bj right after

by william branch May 15, 2005

dirty sanchez

When you fuck a girl with your penis and draw a mustache on he face.

that cunt sure loves the dirty sanchez

by h3ad5h0t3 October 13, 2007

dirty sanchez

(N) when you stick your finger in your partners ass and then rub your finger on her upper lip

Bonnie was mad at me when I gave her a dirty sanchez!

by sugarnips April 26, 2006

dirty sanchez

the nickname of the New York Jets American Football QB sensation Mark Sanchez

Did you see dirty sanchez throwing 2 TDs against the Pats last night?

by xVeZx September 27, 2009

dirty sanchez

America's favorite sex act. We are all familiar with it because of all the jokes and humourous references to it we encounter on a daily basis... although no one has actually done it.

Dirty Sanchez is our favorite sex act... that no one has actually performed.

by gruby21 August 2, 2006

Rick Sanchez

A genius fictional character that has discovered time travel, Rick is a character from Rick and Morty. He is 82 years old and very athletic, a funny guy.

Guy 1: dude do you like that tv show Rick and Morty and what’s your favourite character.

Guy 2: I do and my favourite character is Rick Sanchez

by Roblo_k November 4, 2018