Latte Salute

A half-assed version of a trivial daily ritual because fuck it there's more important stuff going on.

I gave Fred a latte salute on the way past his cubicle because I was late for a meeting

by truehoax September 29, 2014

boot salute

Kicking someone in the face or head while wearing boots.

Oh, man, I got boot saluted in that mosh pit a few times.

by Bill Smells October 13, 2014

Arkansas salute

Skipping out on rent

What did you do about not having money for rent? I gave him the Arkansas salute.

by Sekiride07 February 20, 2025

glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.

Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.

by Understatements January 8, 2019

Trucker Salute

When you and your girl are driving down highway at night.. she is sucking your dick .. ass up while you finger here from behind. While passing large trucks you hit the dome light by so truckers have full view. They will usually respond with a honk... Hopefully you got a down ass chick or your gonna be in trouble at this point.

Last night a gave off 3 trucker salutes and my lady didn't mind at all!

by FCCMoney April 30, 2020

Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022

Saluting the dawn

Another term for morning glory;
When a man wakes up in the morning with an erection he ‘salutes the dawn’ by standing to attention

Man1: How was your morning?
Man2: Good thanks but I woke up saluting the dawn so hard I had to wake up my partner to help me deal with it

by Eponine_T November 21, 2017