Swag

A phrase utilized by faggoteers who try to appear flashy and hipster. However they are only presenting themselves as a major league douche bag supreme, as this saying means "Secretly we are gay".
Simply the word "swag" is used by little kids who think they are cool but instead misunderstand the true underlying meaning of the word and trying to imply they are homosexuals

Person 1: Yo who has swag?
Person 2: Angus Ng does.
Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: That gay guy who leads the gay pride parade

by The Tricksteroo September 8, 2013

Swag

The most annoying fucking word you will ever hear.

Guy 1: Yo, I got total swag
Guy 2: (Smashes Guy 1's head with a hammer)

by Someperson3435 April 20, 2013

Swag

A meaning less, pointless word. Made to define your outfit and appearance as "cool"

yo man you have a lot of swag today
yeah man I just woke up with swag
swag?

swag

by 2005 January 8, 2015

Swag

An inherent ability to sexually attract others which is generally non-conforming to what popular culture resorts to when attempting the same. An attitude, look, and way of carrying oneself which draws attention to that individual on a gluttural level, bypassing the conscious mind of the observer. In need of some serious and prolonged fucking.

I can't put my finger on it but that chick's got serious swag.

by Noapologies December 3, 2014

swag

s.w.a.g. (noun/acronym)— the one thing everyone wants; sex with andrew garfield.

1–“man, andrew garfield is so hot”
2–“i’d have swag every day man”

by ShivacadoeHolland December 27, 2021

Swag

Those faggot queer people who wear basketball shorts, nike shirts, those shitty elite socks, and those gay basketball shoes. Usually plays basketball and thinks he's a ladies man although hes probably a gaybo in disguise. Generally one of those people who says they fucked your mom when you beat them in Call of Duty.

Swag: "I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU BITCH!"

Person: "You must be a Swag."

by Long-Sleeve Pants November 29, 2014

SWAG

An overused word, mainly used by those of douche levels over 9000. therefore we shall burn ALL THE USERS of the word.

Your grandma: get noscoped ya ugly failed abortion, i love my five cats more then you cause i got swag.
You: your just like mom.....

by ur swaggy granny February 24, 2017