chocolate slinger

Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.

"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"

by mimi marquez September 10, 2008

Stingray

The act of a man laying face down on his stomach and flipping his penis between his legs in order to receive fellatio.

Oh my god, this girl is such a freak! She finished me off with a stingray.

by Mick Slicky D August 30, 2013

Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter

Dave Gahan. Formerly known as a lead singer only, but on Playing the Angel (2005 album) he penned three superlative songs: Suffer Well; I Want it All; and Nothing's Impossible, along with Martin L. Gore's always painfully beautiful songs.
Dave Gahan also released his first solo album, Paper Monsters, in 2003. Highly recommended if you are a true DM or Dave fan.

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Sexy Man
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Personal Jesus
Martin L. Gore

The Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter is Dave Gahan. Martin L. Gore is also equally talented because he is also in Depeche Mode. He is DM's lead songwriter and co-singer. That's why I love Depeche Mode a lot.

by Stella Luna January 23, 2006

brass swingers

Testicles. Idiomatic for great courage or boldness, over and above merely possessing "balls," or even "some fuckin' balls."

That crazy motherfucker's got some brass swingers on him.

by Gullinkambi March 23, 2008

Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"

That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"

by The Mexipope May 22, 2006

singer-shamwriter

A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.

Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.

by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009

cartman singer

A person who sings like cartman from south park. These people have the ability to sing so badly that its good.

kyle:*singing poker face badly*
john:*laughing*dude keep singing your such a cartman singer.

by makutassead November 10, 2009