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Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.
by Don Jewett March 5, 2004
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Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!
by Krico April 26, 2010
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tufts standard

the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
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Jewish Standard time (JST)

Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time
'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"
by PoPoPolski February 4, 2010
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Standard English

Standard English is one of three forms: Proper English, Standard English, and Common English. Until very recently, Standard English encompassed all of normally used English, however, as many forms of communicating on the internet have separated away from normal use, many of the less formal grammar styles and uses (i.e. caps lock, texting abbreviations, etc.) have been classified as Common English. However, any conversation you have with a pre-Millennial will use Standard English, even if it's "Hey, how's it going?" If you are talking to a superior, you will also be using Standard English.
"Seeing Standard English in a Twitter thread is a sight to behold."
by Gr@mmar Nut October 9, 2017
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TIM Standard

1. someone that is just way to standard; a scrub.
2. Somone that is unoriginal and a complete follower of standard things.
1. Damn foo your such a TIM STANDARD!
2. Ay TIM STANDARD haha you suck at life
by SFC:. November 30, 2006
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seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.
"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."
by AdoboPro January 7, 2012
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