Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.

I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.

by FriskynFeisty July 26, 2009

Spunk Chunk

When you jizz on the ass of your male or female partner, scoop it up, and sling it on the wall.

After he came all over her ass, he spunk chunked it all over the bathroom wall.

by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019

spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.

shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel

by wistler212 April 14, 2010

spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath

No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.

by Mawsforce January 04, 2011

Spunk-Lobbing

Competitive Masturbation

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy

by Dessy C July 20, 2016

spunk geyser

A spunk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. Like Gracia...

Please get a towel, because Mark shot a spunk geyser down the hallway...

by Tcal October 09, 2015