chode sprocket

The canootering valve to the ford taurus

Ed shot the chode sprocket through the hood of his taurus when he ran out of turn signal fluid

by yournamehere: March 1, 2003

sporf

The act of sniffing a carbonated drink as the seal is broken.

Dude, $tein, that was a sick sporf

by johnmack55555 May 16, 2006

scrofa

A wild sexual encounter that lasts for over a hour. Down and dirty sex....

After a night of dancing the couple went home and scrofa'd until the wee hours of the morning.

by Caesar August 1, 2003

Spro

noun: sss-PROH alternative pronunciation: pee-pee

1. Occupier of much rust.

2. Self proclaimed title-king.

3. Poor plumbing and/or craftsmanship.

1. Yo bro why you use SPRO rust in your yard and not Chemlawn.

2. So did you buy that jeep last week? Yeah man I totally SPRO'd it from that guy.

3. What the F#*K, it's raining inside!! NO man chill out, my pipes are just SPRO'd out.

by ThrillKillKult April 9, 2003

spoofing

A guessing game where each person holds zero to three coins in one hand behind his back. The person who guesses closest to the actual total among all in the group drops out. Last person remaining buys the sodas.

We were spoofing, and Bob lost again! That's three times this week.

by Scrivener July 5, 2006

sporfunkalate

to shove semen up an object

Man...I sure hope he doesn't go and sporfunkalate that dumpster.

by SubArtic August 18, 2008

Spoof

An alternative word for the act of giving a 'raspberry' in which air is blown from the mouth against flesh, often the belly, in a comical way.

"She giggled uncontrollably when I spoofed her belly."

by Cheese245 April 11, 2009