Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve

During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.

by Pantyemic October 19, 2020

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Snorkel twin

Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.

Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.

Luke: dude she gave it to me too!

Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*

by Billy Joe Jackson December 2, 2020

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A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

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Kenya Snorkel

The identification of the Nation of Kenya through a peculiarity of the Google Maps' coverage of the region. The truck carrying the camera has a black snorkel on the left hand side.

"I just made a sick guess in "Geoguessr" using the classic Kenya Snorkel!"

by Tom Rhondel May 4, 2024

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Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.

Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night

by anonymous April 19, 2021

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Berlin Snorkel

A Berlin Snorkel is when a woman's vagina is filled with beer, preferably a German style like a Hefeweizen or Dunkel, and her partner snorts it out with his/her nose.

Mike: I wish I didn't join Beer of the Month club. I have way too much.

Dan: Is any of it German?"

Mike: Yea...

Dan: Get your woman to do the Berlin Snorkel!

by MrBadExample October 16, 2013

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