sweatshirt slut

A girl who hooks up with a lot of guys and keeps their sweatshirts after a one night hook up

I hooked up with Julie last night and she kept my sweatshirt!
Dude are you surprised she's a sweatshirt slut.

by Duco October 14, 2013

Sweatshirt jacket

A sweatshirt that has a zipper going down the front.

“Roman, that is a nice sweatshirt jacket you are wearing”

by Daniellelc8 April 20, 2018

smeat

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

by Xiophillio April 12, 2009

smeated

very angry and mad at something.

"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"

by G Fresh November 14, 2007

smeaty

to be smelly and sweaty at the same time.

Hey, you should really go shower, come on you just went to the gym and you are smeaty.

by -jig January 13, 2009

We're not dating seats

The empty seats at a table when you are sitting with a member of the opposite gender to broadcast to the world that the two of you are not in fact dating.

Because of the rumors that I was dating her were flying around campus, we chose a larger table in the middle of the cafeteria because it had the requisite we're not dating seats.

by davidford December 14, 2008

hooded sweatshirt

noun: an uncircumcised penis

John was once again dumped when she took a look at his hooded sweatshirt. The taste of smegma lingered in her mouth from the last debacle.

by Nathan and Aaron January 14, 2009