shuffology

the study of figuring out one's future through shuffle on an mp3 player or other such similar device

Sarah: I wonder how my week's going to be!
John: Try shuffology!
Sarah: Ok.. it gave me basket case.. looks like a hectic week..

by Seer441 January 25, 2009

Fiegle Shuffle

When a well-endowed man stands with his hands on his hips and shakes them forward and back, his penis provides an example of a pendellum. His "head" will swing back and hit the top of his butt crack and swing forward and hit him in his abdominal muscles. Probably named after a man named Fiegle and the term is commonly used on the East US coast.

He got so drunk he entertained the crowd with the Fiegle Shuffle.

by Noisewater May 13, 2006

Sluffing

Utah word. No one knows it but Utahns...
Ditching class, Cutting Class.... etc.

Lets go sluffing next period we have stupid Mr. Whyfuck, and he wont keep his hands out of the back of his pants.. Fuckin nasty.

by Gabbbehhh July 24, 2007

Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".

Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008

Hulsey Shuffle

Exuberant dance move, used during dispute. Potential rock, paper, scissors replacement?

He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.

Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!

The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII

by JDawggie September 20, 2010

Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

Arab Shuffle

When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.

That man Arab shuffled into me in the store. What an asshole!

by crackcocainmofo December 13, 2014