Simon Cowell

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.

Simon Cowell does not need a definition

by louistomlinsondeservestheworld April 26, 2020

simon's cat

our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting

"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"

by whydidimakethisoops January 24, 2018

Simon Says

An NCT 127 song with glorious lines you can quote daily

"Flap floop doop"

"iM GOD"

"fLipPin"

"Bless me achOooo"

"Sɪᴍᴏɴ sᴀʏs ᴜʀɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴠɪʙᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀʀʀ"

"Simon Says uRiN rEal vIbE kIllAaA"

"ₘₐₗ ᵐᵃˡ ᴹᴬᴸ ᴍᴀʟ MAL"

by •°cindy°• January 18, 2019

simon cowell

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist

"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"

by mikespooner October 1, 2007

Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

by jackiiboii January 20, 2014

Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

simon gallup

Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!

"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"

Funny guy too!:

is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.

what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".

what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.

by curehead January 12, 2006