schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

by Dirt March 29, 2004

Shmeed

1. When your in a awkward situation
2. When something mad funny or mad weird

3. When someone's telling you something and you don't know how to

react

1. when you see a vaild girl and she's dating and ugly boy , that's a shmeed .

2. when someone's pyo and you don't really care , that's a shmeed .

by kydeeee.mb October 19, 2018

Shmeeg

A word used as a code word for any word you want as a way to be secretive.

“Yo dawg, show me the shmeeg”
“Ight”
(Teacher)”What’s a shmeeg?”

by kage12ballard March 31, 2019

Schmeeglepuffin

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.

Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.

by I'mserious September 1, 2009

Sameer Qazi

An Umpa lumpa who likes splant and thinks he big man ting enit

That idiot is an Sameer Qazi, and i have no friends

by SexyBeastWhoHasNoFriends May 15, 2018

Sameenah

Sameenahs are beautiful people. They are always outspoken and brave. They make stupid choices and are very immpulsive. They make a great partner because they are very sweet and loving. They are rebelious to their parents and at a work place. Sameenahs hate school but they are very smart. Sameenahs love children. Sameenah is a very loyale person. They are very open about things unless it is about someone else. You should hangout with more Sameenahs they are amazing people.

Look its Sameenah the popular girl!
OMG! I wish i was Sameenah.

by not. sammy March 27, 2022

shmeet

A small penis or 'small meat', combining into shmeet.

Bro you got a shmeet?
Nah bro, I bet derek does though.

by UnShmeet January 19, 2016