shat battles

shat battles is a game on roglocks thats inspired by slap battles (totally real ongod frfr)

Person 1: yo lets play some shat battles
Person 2: ok, open up roglocks and ill join you, bitch

by Catiko October 12, 2023

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

Shat Flap

What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls

I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap

by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

Shat-pole

When a column of poop hits the toilet water and is still coming out of your ass, it forms a Shat-pole

Omg, just had a full on Shat-pole, it was good enough for a superhero to slide down..

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

Shat clubber

Shat Clubber is a group of people that gang together to decide whats true and shit all over your life in perfect sync.

Them 2 shat clubbers shat all over me now my life is in ruins.

by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 29, 2025

become shat upon

1) advanced 1337 slang phrase for "pwnd" or "prawnd"
2) the act of entering a state of being covered in human excrement
3) internet phrase to express utter humiliation during an online game

other variations include: having become shat upon, became shat upon, become shit on, will have been shat upon (the grammatically incorrect use of "shatting" is sometimes used in place of "shat" to express a continuing action)

*TF2 CTF*
"Oh shit, son, you just became shat upon!"
*Call of Campers; Modern Warfail 3*
"Become shat upon, kid! You just got 360 no-scoped!"

by your pal npal November 6, 2013