self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 20, 2010

mouth lip service

to service a man with oral pleasure.

Hey Ma, i'm not trying to be rude, but can you gimme that mouth lip service?

by blklax May 29, 2010

internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP

Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.

by Home slice August 22, 2005

fan service

it's about funny people dressed in clothes doing stuff that some other people like to see, frankly, i'm not really into it man but hey, whatever floats dawg!

superman and batman and ultraman

by lalalalovesong March 11, 2005

Dedicated Denial of Service

Where a girl is being railed by 3 guys at once and they all cum in sequence, and she can't clean up all of it and gets pregnant.

Yeah me and my guys were railing this girl last night, gave her a Dedicated Denial of Service, shit was lit bro.

by notcommiesquirrel January 11, 2021

The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

by Socially Awkward Panda August 11, 2011