California Golden Seal 

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

California Golden Seal by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006

dry seal 

A person who exihbits the qualities of someone who is retarded. See retard. If I had to personify a seal it would definitely be a retard. And a seal would be a wet retard.

Whoa, Samuel is one dry seal.

dry seal by Wingman September 27, 2004

land seal

A mindless liberal automoton who claps and barks like a seal in response to pabulum spewed by like-minded talking heads. A land seal thinks that Bill Maher is witty and irreverent when sharing such comedic brilliance as "Bush is stupid" or "the pope is a nazi." Land seals think that the more vigorously they clap and laugh to such inane commentary, the smarter they appear. Land seals universally want Jon Stewart inside them.

Bill Maher moved his show out to LA from NYC; there were more land seals out there.

land seal by Drew13 October 20, 2008

frank seal long

usually of a darker complection, often falls asleep while walking, to have a small penis or no penis at all, coined the phrase if you aint 280 you aint a lady. often syas the word shiiiiit

frank seal long wake the fuck up
i need a body for tow crew FRANK SEAL LONG!!!!!

frank seal long by a_marine March 6, 2009

Barking Seal 

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!

German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her

Barking Seal by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010

fire_seal 

The gayest guy on earth.

Look at that homosexual, he's almost as gay as fire_seal. Well, not really.

fire_seal by Chester Copperpot March 27, 2003

Baby Seal 

A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.

The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.

Baby Seal by machine_fallen July 19, 2009