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Scared Money

People that are afraid to take risks.
Scared money don't make no money.
by mikeczyk December 17, 2011
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scared turtle

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007
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Scoremuffs

Imaginary article of clothing you wear when you DVR the game and you don't want to hear the results.
After recording the game I'll put on my scoremuffs and I won't listen to the radio or answer the phone. That way I know I won't find out the score.
by odog22 November 15, 2009
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Multiple Scoregasms

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"
Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.
by cs987 April 9, 2011
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settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.
This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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scaretheater

scaretheater is a horror youtuber who bassically focuses on weird websites/weird things and other things and if you watch scaretheater at night you will be scared of the dark.scaretheaters real name is eric wise.
hey do you like scaretheater?
by WEBCMWTWER April 24, 2017
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The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
by BlossomG April 3, 2013
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