schmoo

1. a yeast cell, just before it buds.
2. an unhygienic person who has wide hips and a full belly.

stavros lomvardas is a schmoo.

by petros May 18, 2003

Schmoo

Not to be confused with the word to replace the ones you do not know in a song, this word is used to describe a part of the human anatomy.

A Schmoo should be defined as the trunk like overhang of foreskin on an uncut man's penis. The little 'nose' that dangles so cheerfully at the end of one's trouser snake.

His Schmoo was really pronounced!

by The Machine Wizard January 6, 2011

Scomosexual

A climate science denier who won't do anything but force you shake his hand.

I thought he was smart.
Nah, bro he's a scomosexual

by Deviantsdo January 5, 2020

Schmonfarht

From what seems to be but am unsure of "brothers girlfriend"

My brothers girlfriend is Schmonfarht

by TheBoogyman November 13, 2007

Schmoevert

A regular schmoe who is a pervert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.

by schmoe December 29, 2007

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

Schmocked

To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.

'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'

by Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2012