dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.

by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.

I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"

by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009

The Sasquatch Effect

Having a frustratingly itchy ass due to a mass amount of hair in the lower region.

Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"

Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"

Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."

by Pink Harmonica February 23, 2011

arabian sasquatch

When a bunch of men ejaculate on an Arabian women in a barbershop, and the proceeds to roll in the hair on the ground.

Oh it's Halloween I need and affordable costume any one down to give me a quick Arabian Sasquatch?

by Rick Montgomery May 18, 2014

saggy sasquatch

A woman with exteremely saggy tits and hairy arms commonly wears a grape shirt

Look at that saggy Sasquatch! Shes like a waterfall of saggy skin

by It's.iggy.igz April 22, 2016

Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain

Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga

by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018

Mini Sasquatch

When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick

Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.

by Broken Tri-pod December 9, 2019