Samsung

A company that makes exploding devices

(Airport Intercom turns on) "EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SAMSUNG PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT IS MADE BY SAMSUNG GET THE FUCK OUT"
People at airport: AWWWW MANN

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

Samsquatch

A guy that is freakin' crazy. Someone who will have sex with just about anything. Also a person who is a big-ass football player could be considered a "Samsquatch".

Samsquatch was tearin' that ass up all night long.

I got samsquatched last night.

Samasquatch at that guy whole last night.

Did you see that samsquatch fuck that toaster.

by jwallace April 4, 2008

samsies

also known as sam d, sambolina, and sambulance.

a girl who talks to her dog in a cutesy voice. she wears a pink bow in her hair.
can be found walking around the house in high heels and with a bag of chips in her hand. she likes smacking mark in the face, and talking while laughing.

samsies says heheheshoeshoeshoe.
my silly samsies is the smelliest cat.

by marky March 9, 2005

Samsung

the phone brand that nobody likes fsr

random person: eeeewwwww you've got a samsungou
you: yeah so what
random person: r u camp or something
fight breaks out and samsung note 7 explodes and kills both of them

by rsbfg January 1, 2018

Samsung Cow

A Samsung Cow is someone who thinks that everyone who owns an iPhone and likes Apple an iSheep. They believe Samsung is more evolved than Apple and Samsung people have their own opinion, whereas Apple users don't.

'Samsung is so much better than Apple. Their customers are such iSheep's.'
'Well if Apple people are iSheeps then Samsung users are called a Samsung Cow!'

by Whyyoulookingatme March 29, 2019

samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

one of sams bad ideas

An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitting in the back of a police divvy van giving each other a hug.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.

Sam - "Hey madden, wanna go to frankston tonight and get neuteured?"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"

by Madden17 January 2, 2009