Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

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Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich

To get deeped throated by a weasel on a Jewish Holiday

Man 1: Did you hear about Durnya

Man 2: Yea he got Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich that was probably amazing.

Man 3: Isn't that Illegal

Man 4: Lets go find out

by Narwahlking39 January 21, 2011

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Lonely Sandwich

Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.

"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -

by terriakki chan July 12, 2010

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sangwich

Slang for "sandwich". Frequently used by individuals of Italian, Puerto Rican, and Latino descent. The influence of these cultures has spread this alternative pronunciation for the tasty bread-and-meat combination throughout western U.S. jail and prison systems. Convicts from nearly any racial and ethnic background are now commonly found using this particular word.

Convict: Offica Bernal, can I get anotha sangwich?

Corrections Officer: I'm sorry, Fernando. We don't have any sangwiches. We do have some sandwiches though...

by Michael the Hungry Cowboy June 3, 2005

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hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

by Shit_4_Brains August 26, 2007

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knuckle sandwich

To punch someone in the mouth to shut them up.

Tom: you're just jelous of me cuz I slept with your girl and you didn't. And y'know what? she liked it so much that I...
Edd: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

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