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Asshat injun sailor Jew hat

Blue or white hats that children under 13 would wear from 1950-1980. These children were usually expected to help mom cook and clean or do hard labor. They were often beaten if they didn’t do it.
Dad in 1969: Son, don’t forget to put your asshat injun sailor Jew hat on before school.
Son: I won’t father.
by Braydong44 October 19, 2023
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Soggy Sailor

When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.
Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.

Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.

Man 1: *Snap* ZING!
by Sean139 October 23, 2007
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Salty Sailor

A mixed drink which has had semen added without knowledge of such an addition being passed along to the drinker.
Joe sipped his Salty Sailor slowly, wondering why his friend Barry was giggling uncontrollably.
by thelowerrhythm September 19, 2010
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Crunchy the Chinese Sailor

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!
Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3
by Stevelicis August 17, 2010
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Chocolate Sailor

The Act of taking a dump in someones eye while singing Anchors Aweigh
My Girl and I were having nasty sex last night so I totally gave her a Chocolate Sailor
by Ahab The Arab July 22, 2007
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Drunken Sailor

When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.
Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.
by Ben+Ronnie January 2, 2008
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Sphinkter Sailor

It's pretty self explanatory. A gay man who enjoys anal sex. Same as Butt Bandit or Turd Burgler.
by B. Griffith November 11, 2004
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