ryan

The ultimate respecter of wahmen. Despite this skill, he is still single. A luxury few can afford

"Ryan is sooo nice, I wish I could find a guy like him, thats not him."

by NotAGuyNamedRyan August 5, 2017

Ryan

A totally apeshit crow guy who bursts in on your day to day buisiness in Columbia. Who throws crows everywhere with no regard for anyone's safety. The crows peck, burn and caw like a scene kid being punched.

He spares no man, woman or child.

Guy 1: It was terrible. He threw crows at them until they were pecked to death. Then crows came out of their corpses, some of them were even electrified.
Guy 2: Yeah, that Ryan's really something

by ErectClown March 31, 2013

Ryan

Ryan is extremely buff and known to break down walls and bench people for fun.

"Dude did you see Ryan last night?! He broke down the fcking wall because no one had a key!"

by Dave Bibbs October 24, 2008

Ryan

Ryan is the most stubborn but sometimes lovable man. He cares for his girlfriend, will always love her, whether they were friends or not. He won't have a good childhood growing up, but once he is a teenagers things will start to be good for him. Ryan is a very handsome person, and most likely to have a big dick

Lilly: "You see that guy over there?"

Adeline: "Yeah, isn't that Ryan?"

Lilly: "Yeah, and my boyfriend. I'm the luckiest girl to have him!"

by lover4321 December 15, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a clever guy also known as "MacGyver" who seems to always pull himself and those around him out of tight spots and fix or achieve things with VERY limited resources and tools. Has your boat motor just died leaving you stranded in the middle of the lake? No problem, he'll fix it with a pair of pliers and a loose nail he found in the bottom of the boat!

Ryan is such a MacGyver!

by F'n MacGyver March 4, 2020

Ryan

Hottest kid on the planet and doesn't say the n word

Person 1 "have you met ryan?"
Person 2 "yea he's hot"

by saketh December 26, 2020

Ryan

The most annoying person ever you will ever meet you will think he’s a good person but will betray you. You will want to kick a soccer ball at your head every time you see him!

Did you see Ryan?

Yes I wanna kick a soccer ball at his head

by Sjdkckofand cndidd February 17, 2019