Ryan

A massive simp and an idoit

Person 1: hey look at Ryan, hes a simp
Person 2: yeah, and an idiot

by Orange_Banana256 October 6, 2020

Ryan

Radiates the same energy as the color red, more specifically red plaid pajama pants

Ryan has the same energy as red plaid pajama pants.

by Urmom123829371947291 March 3, 2021

Ryan

The kinda guy who would be a giant taint to everyone around him, he’s the most irrelevant guy ever.

“Imagine being a ryan”
“Ew”

by Gothicstreetlamp November 16, 2018

Ryan

A fat prick who takes up an entire room and masturbates to his unfunny jokes and memes. Literally rolls down hallways in schools and squash little kids on the way. Can be very retarded when asked a question by a teacher and laughs like Santa on his Saturday off.

The Ryan came down the hallway

by The Revenge May 9, 2019

Ryan

Yeet the Fucking Yote

Yote the Fucking Ryan

by Yoteyeetyoink July 27, 2019

Ryan

a cute, funny and talented boy with so much potential and happiness! he can light up any room with his smile. his talent is never-ending. sometimes he can be a bit creepy though...

person: who's that adorable boy talking to the crowd?
person 2: that's Ryan of course!

by jennaryanlove November 26, 2019

Ryan

A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It’s unexpected, but he’ll make you instantly like him. He has a small penis and seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, it’s a joke to make you laugh. He’s not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to suck him off. He enjoys late night dick sucking, and would put his penis before himself. He’s a person that you would regret sucking his dick. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, fuck his dad. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have a boner for him, so it’s better to see his mother’s penis. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.

Ryan likes to suck dick.

by Itsjireel November 11, 2021