After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
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(noun) 1. A drummer that can't keep a steady beat. This term is common amongst musicians as is the joke,
Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
A: A Drummer.
Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
A: A Drummer.
The drummer in that cover band was a Russian Dragon. Sometimes he was Rushin' and sometimes he was Draggin'!!!
by refuse stone October 10, 2009
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Rustam is definitely marriage material.
This guy is more loyal than a wolf towards his pack, he a 'Rustam'.
This guy is more loyal than a wolf towards his pack, he a 'Rustam'.
by NawEl March 6, 2019
Get the Rustam mug.Rushabh is the best person on the planet earth. The most loyal friend one can have. The smartest person to have possibly ever born. You should have nothing but respect for Rushabh.
by YoBoiYoYoYo April 5, 2019
Get the Rushabh mug.Rushali is a happy-go-lucky girl. If you happen to meet one, you'd surely see an amazing friend in her. She is sweet, charming, funny and beautiful.
by aniii April 24, 2014
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