Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.

My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"

by UncleSans May 19, 2016

Double Rubbing

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.

I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

bean rubbing

Bean rubbing is a girl rubbing her bean(clit) to stimulate herself

I was bean rubbing when I saw my neighbour dave

by Brandon driver July 14, 2022

The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

rubber baby buggy bumpers

Movie catchphrase/tongue-twister made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1993 action parody film Last Action Hero. Meant to make fun of typical catchphrases that made action films even more remarkable in the first place, which Arnold himself is well known for.

However, it never caught on when compared to "I'll be back" (also spoofed in Last Action Hero), "Hasta la vista, baby" or "Get to the chopper", which will always be Arnold's top catch phrases.

Jack Slater: You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers!

by Mucking Fagnets February 20, 2011

burn rubber

1. To speed up drastically in your scraper
2. To bang bitches with a condom

Too $hort - Burn Rubber

by TerrorBaby September 26, 2005