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cookie rubbing

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"
Did you say you were going to go cookie rubbing with Joey tomorrow night? Sign me up!
by jssynth July 10, 2020
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Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."
Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?
by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017
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Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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Dry Rub

A wank with no lube.
God I ran out of lube the other day, had to dry rub it
by Belvis Parsley February 19, 2020
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rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.
Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!
by zbastardman November 12, 2016
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guillotine rub

when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio
guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth
by rr879 April 19, 2014
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Rub Toe

When you get raped by trump and your ass has Cheeto dust all over it.
Bro I have Rub Toe
by Toe Rubber November 7, 2019
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