Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

drunk rooster

1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.

You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."

by entonidas March 27, 2013

Teddy Roosevelt

The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.

Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt

by jillstobbs_ April 18, 2018

Janerella Rooster

Janerella is one crazy person!! She also acts like a Rooster with her he’d cut off. She never makes sense, and her hips are like dinosaurs.

“Janerella Rooster.. stop being an ah fooma!”

by Murphy Bennett December 20, 2018

blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!

She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!

by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019

trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already

by Baton Bitch February 2, 2021

Tadunk-a-roos

The combination of the popular snack "Dunk-a-Roos" and the act of "tadunking"
AND OR
When a cookie is "dunked" into the period blood of a lovely lady before being eaten.

"Boy, I can't wait to eat some of HER Tadunk-a-roos!"

by Sammaell March 13, 2009