Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.

Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."

by Chelonian November 30, 2010

Cunt Rocket

Projectile female ejaculation. The type brought on by explosive orgasms.

Whoa shit. That was so good I shot a cunt rocket clear across the room!

by whoopi July 23, 2006

Acme Rocket

When a guy is having doggystyle sex with a girl standing up, he bends her over and lays forward on her back. He then lifts his feet off the ground and extends his arms out to look like an Acme Rocket on Wile E. Coyote's back. Works best if the girl is wearing roller skates.

My house is a total wreck because my girlfriend and I tried the Acme Rocket last night.

by Curtis Deadman June 28, 2010

Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything thinkable long before middle age which is totally unprovable

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus December 9, 2008

Liquid rocket

A massive explosion that takes place in your intestine and released through the colon and deposited in the crapper in the form of brown chunks of excrement and water following a bowel movement that resembles Campbell's Beefy Mushroom soup

I fired off a liquid rocket 🚀 in the company Men's Room at work, thus leaving the Men's like an abandon warehouse for days

by BIG T 49 March 12, 2023

Roger Rocket

Acknowledgement. Saying Yes

Are you coming for Badminton this evening?

Roger Rocket!

by Basha King September 3, 2013

Johnny rockets

Someone who plays battlefield 1 in sits at the back of the map with a artillery truck.

Stop being a Johnny rockets

by Big milk jug August 13, 2019