Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.

Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."

by Chelonian November 30, 2010

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Cunt Rocket

Projectile female ejaculation. The type brought on by explosive orgasms.

Whoa shit. That was so good I shot a cunt rocket clear across the room!

by whoopi July 23, 2006

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When a guy is having doggystyle sex with a girl standing up, he bends her over and lays forward on her back. He then lifts his feet off the ground and extends his arms out to look like an Acme Rocket on Wile E. Coyote's back. Works best if the girl is wearing roller skates.

My house is a total wreck because my girlfriend and I tried the Acme Rocket last night.

by Curtis Deadman June 28, 2010

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Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything thinkable long before middle age which is totally unprovable

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus December 9, 2008

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Poo Rocket

Turd Blaster

I was busting for a shit, so i was running to the toilet, slipped and the turd shot out like a poo rocket.

by Lisa Dee June 12, 2019

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rocket tipping

The act of stuff drugs in the tip of your penis.
This can be for pleasure or also for storage purposes.
Similar to a Carlsbad Grimple

Damn Jonny is really getting into drugs, I caught that idiot rocket tipping in the stalls at work. It looked like he was packing gunpowder into a musket.

by FryOrDie November 8, 2019

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