get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.

Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!

by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003

retarded ewalk

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.

Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.

by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009

Retarded Huffer Baby

A person who huffs computer duster, paint, etc.; also, the product of two people who huff same

Jack didnt remember half of our conversation - he's such a retarded huffer baby.
Jack and Jill, those notorious drug users, just had a retarded huffer baby.

by PixieStick75 November 18, 2010

Retirement Beard

A bead grown soon after retirement

I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.

by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018

retirement dog

A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.

My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.

by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018

Retired

the one time in your life that you actually get a break.

Yay im retired time to sleep for the next 15 years.

by reeeeeeee.exe October 2, 2019

Retardedest

Most retarded

You are the most retardedest people ever.

by bigalwillis2007 October 10, 2019