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religion

Was created by the same people that thought the world was flat.
Jesus Freak: Imma go pray for hours! I wanna be a priest when i grow up! I wa-

Atheist: *slaps* Don't be stupid.

Life is too short. Dont waste a second of it on religion.
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Remember when the Earth flooded and Noah put two of each animal on his big wooden boat and floated around until he found land?

Yeah that didn't happen. If you think it did you're just stupid. How can religion be true when there are countless different religions but we are all just human. Think about it. If you got sucked in, you got fucked.
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An escape from cruel reality, something to believe in.
religion is the outlet for the human soul.
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1. A political system requiring no personal accountability.
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Religion is the most unbelievable idea thats ever existed. Humans have come so far but we still believe in it. Yes the thought of religion has helped many people, but the whole religion thing has killed hundreds of millions of people. There have been thousands of wars thanks to people who take Religion really seriously. Even world war 2 was partially cause by religion.
Religion,the crusades, most terrorists, World War 2
Religion has killed hundreds of millions of people.
by Hale Rothery January 30, 2008
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Many religions have been invented over the centuries, but now, finally, our benevolent and slightly annoyed maker has decided to reveail Itself.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.
All Hail FSM! rAmen!

Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.
by roae December 14, 2008
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religion

1. A form of poison absorbed through one's ears. It consists of little more than lies and illogic.
2. A form a mental retardation in which the infected abandon all sense of logic for magical fairy tales and irrational explanations for events too complicated for the poor, infected fools to comprehend.
3. A lie told often enough to become accepted as truth.
Can God create a stone which he cannot lift?
If so, he cannot lift the stone, and is therefore not omnipotent.
If not, he is also not omnipotent.

Why doesn't God heal amputees? Religion is not real.

Fewer Christians have read the Bible than non-Christians. The reason being that the non-Christians who read the Bible had been Christian at the time, and came to see the contradictions and lack of proof as evidence of its invalidity.
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