Reaper

The act of farting and one of two or both things happen:
1. You physically damage your underwear,causing them death
2. You have a oily discharge,causing them death

Footnote: If you have a oily discharge you reserve the right to turn underwear inside out resulting in a "Reaper with a Front Flip"

"Dude I ripped one last night and fucking tore my unders'. A fuckin reaper man, a fuckin reaper. Only got 2 pairs left now."

by Funkbut March 14, 2010

Grip reaper

A female that seems very attractive in bed and wears dark clothing where you can tell it’s tight and pink

Jack: “Damn Zach, don’t you agree that you couldn’t pull out of that grip reaper running on the Field?”

Zach: yes, have you seen her, she’s mommy
Jack: don’t you have a girlfriend?
Zach: oh she’s flat and it’s roast beef

by Ohsorrymommy January 3, 2023

Render

Photoshop's feature that makes your computer extremely hot for five minutes, after which nothing is accomplished.

I was wondering why the fuck the image was coming up with all these jagged lines. When I found a Render button I figured….ohhhh…that’s the button that’s gonna do ultra high sampling ’n’ stuff
and this jagged piece of crap is just a quick, working render so gpus don’t melt ,but apparently “Render” means….”Get Hot for 5 Minutes”

by iLikeSquirtles February 24, 2015

roader

Basically a freeloader; one who always depends on others for anything and never comes prepared.

This is the last time I'm giving you money you roader!

by Nathan Hulsey November 6, 2006

fecal reaper

One who reaps the feces from an anus. Generaly a homosexual male

Spoon dug the shit out of his own ass....what a fecal reaper

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

ræder

A person that has a perfect ass in every way.

"Dayum, that's a ræder!"

by malle April 5, 2014

Render the bowl

To take a dump so explosive that it completely covers every part of the porcelain in a textured turd finish consistent with an external rendered look

Bro I just completely render the bowl

by Bj swartz October 9, 2019