Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025

ranked jerkmate

The art of stroking it with precision and techniques unique to oneself in elite competition.

Aye bro hop on Ranked Jerkmate with me.

by GorillaMonkeyBalls February 3, 2025

Rank 1

Being Arosh

He's rank 1!

by hehay sports March 3, 2025

Fortnite ranked

Fortnite

Fortnite ranked is fun
Sybau Fortnite mid ash
Kys chuzz

by Jasdagod March 19, 2025

Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people

ahh! rank monkey!

by forrealongod May 21, 2023

rank

multi purpose word-- to hump, screw, or shake. can also mean literally anything you want it to.

I ranked my pillow last night.
I'm gonna go rank in the corner.
Did you rank your hair in the shower?

by the ranker May 24, 2023

P-Rank

The highest rank in the game Pizza Tower, obtained by entering all three secrets, obtaining the treasure for the level, entering the Pizza Portal to start Lap 2, and keeping your initial combo up until the end of the stage.

Person 1: What happened to him?

Person 2: He P-Ranked the Golf level and almost spontaneously combust.

Person 3: Worth.

by Moon_07 June 12, 2023